all of my ferrets taking a bath
that’s 10 of them
chamber of secrets au where fred and george steal ginny’s diary bc “haha ginny why are you keeping a diary omg its old and blank” and they just start drawing dicks in it and then the dicks fade off the paper and fred and george just look at each other and go “omg infinite dicks” so they draw dicks on it all year until the diary literally ink vomits itself to death bc tom riddle cant handle the dicks anymore and no one ever opened the chamber of secrets and fred and george destroyed the very first horcrux the end
This is my legacy
#dicksoutfortomriddle
in 124,000 notes no one has added a caption so completely wonderful and succint and beautiful and goddamn perfect ive been laughing for 15 years thank you
diary: stolen
pages: self-erasing
dicks: out
TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE HORCRUX
Rey: *strikes Kylo across the face with lightsaber*
Kylo, to himself: Dear diary, today I found the future Mrs. Kylo Ren.
So true🤣🤣🤣
“I’m attracted to demons, to the demonic in people. Only that? Ultimately, yes.”
— Susan Sontag, from a diary entry featured in As Consciousness Is Harnessed To Flesh: Journals & Notebooks, 1964 - 1980
“I have long accustomed myself to the study of my own heart;”
— Mary Shelley, from a diary entry wr. c. March 1822 featured in “Journals,”
“I no longer enjoy, but I love. Death cannot deprive me of that living spark which feeds on all given it, and which is now triumphant in sorrow. I love, and shall enjoy happiness again. I do not doubt that; but when?”
— Mary Shelley, from a diary entry wr. c. October 1822 featured in “Journals,”
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2meKbam
by RebelRebel
“Stop being so cute.”
Rey abruptly stopped humming, raising her head to stare back at him.
Kylo Ren.
(Ben Solo.)
Words: 166, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 1 of I Walk the Line
HOW CCUTE ARE BONERS LIKE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO THE PENIS WHICH REALLY MEANS THE PENIS IS BLUSHING LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT SOMETHING MADE THAT PENIS BLUSH????
Go outside
for a hot minute I thought it said how cute are bonkers and I thought it was about Bonkers bad Fur Day and then I was sad
You mean Conker’s bad Fur Day. Who the hell is bonkers?
mallory: if i died, how much would you miss me?
michael: it’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
Hannibal: *sobbing hysterically*
Bedelia: what’s wrong now?
Hannibal: will would’ve looked really cute in this scarf
Bedelia: -___-
